Where's My Sofa?

I ordered it. I paid for it. I'm still waiting for it.

Things I can’t do without my sofa

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While I wait patiently for my furniture to arrive, here is a list of things I can’t do without my sofa.

  1. Sit on it
  2. Watch telly while sitting on it
  3. Fall asleep on it
  4. Invite guests to sit on it
  5. Put shit on it

What else can’t I do without a sofa? Comment below with ideas

Author: Xav

Xavier is the owner of White Heat Design (a web design and development agency in London) and MailStrike (an HTML email design and marketing web app).

He loves WordPress, nifty iPhone apps and listening to old skool Ricky Gervais XFM shows. He hates poor customer service, animal cruelty and Andy Parsons (that bald one off Mock The Week).

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4 Comments

  1. Watch New Zealand try to throw away the Rugby World Cup. Just thought of that one.

  2. Cringe whilst watching Andy Parsons struggle to be funny. I particularly miss this one.

  3. How about sit there pitifully while feeling ill and having your gf get you tea. Or in my case, my husband gets me tea.

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