Where's My Sofa?

I ordered it. I paid for it. I'm still waiting for it.

My Couch Ouch (by @Grifftannen)


Here is a short poem from @Grifftannen in respect of my missing sofa.

My Couch Ouch

So Fa So Bad, no cushions makes me sad.
My bum rests on hard chair, why oh why Next, so unfair.
Your customer service does not deliver, my furniture remains yonder, not hither.
For now I lay and pray and weep, for my bed is from Ikea, so I can at least sleep.

Couch in the wild

If you have a poem you would like to share on this website regarding my sofa, let me know on Twitter.


Author: Xav

Xavier is the owner of White Heat Design (a web design and development agency in London) and MailStrike (an HTML email design and marketing web app).

He loves WordPress, nifty iPhone apps and listening to old skool Ricky Gervais XFM shows. He hates poor customer service, animal cruelty and Andy Parsons (that bald one off Mock The Week).

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