Here is a short poem from @Grifftannen in respect of my missing sofa.
My Couch Ouch
So Fa So Bad, no cushions makes me sad.
My bum rests on hard chair, why oh why Next, so unfair.
Your customer service does not deliver, my furniture remains yonder, not hither.
For now I lay and pray and weep, for my bed is from Ikea, so I can at least sleep.
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